The Pulcifier

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Workmen

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:39 AM
To: All
Subject: Workmen

Good afternoon.

There will be a gentleman from AFP conducting some testing on 14 and 15 for our property management company. He will be the one with the orange ladder.

Orange you glad I let you know? :-)

Thx,
The Pulcifier

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posted by The Pulcifier @ 1:56 PM   0 comments

Friday, September 19, 2008

OOTO

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 2:39 PM
To: All
Subject: OOTO

Good afternoon everyone.

I am leaving for the day.

Something didn't agree with me.

Have a great weekend.

See you on Monday.

Thx,
The Pulcifier



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posted by The Pulcifier @ 4:26 PM   0 comments

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Odor

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 11:15 AM
To: All
Subject: odor
Importance: High

Good morning.

I have notified building maintenance that there is a nauseating odor permeating through our vents somehow.

I will keep you abreast as soon as I hear back from them.

Thank you,
The Pulcifier

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posted by The Pulcifier @ 11:59 AM   0 comments

Thursday, August 23, 2007

stapler

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, July 31, 2007 4:27 PM
To: All
Subject: stapler
Importance: High

Good afternoon everyone!

Please return the burgundy stapler that belongs to the mailroom next to the Finance Department.


Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 10:36 AM   2 comments

water cooler

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Monday, July 23, 2007 9:46 AM
To: All
Subject: water cooler


Good morning.
The water cooler for the lunch room will be delivered this morning.
Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 10:33 AM   0 comments

pest control

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, July 19, 2007 11:09 AM
To: All
Subject: pest control


Good morning.

In order to keep pests out of our cubicles, it is highly recommended to keep our trash containers in our cubes free from any type of unused or discarded snacks or packaging with crumbs remaining. A trash receptacle in the lunch room should be used to discard anything that can be consumed. This keeps the outside parameter of our floor from sending out an inviting smell of food to the rodents.


Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 10:26 AM   0 comments

Friday, December 15, 2006

weather

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 2:12 PM
To: All
Subject: weather

It's snowing outside!

Sticking in Vancouver.

The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 2:19 PM   0 comments

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Britches

From: The Pulcipher On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 4:46 PM
To: All
Subject: Britches

With hesitance I am writing to see who left their spare "britches" in the Steelhead conference room.

I have them at the front counter.

Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 5:08 PM   0 comments

Friday, May 05, 2006

Flood water in reception

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Friday, May 05, 2006 2:50 PM
To: All
Subject: Flood water in reception

Hello everyone.

Please use another way to exit and enter the building.
Reception area is flooded with white paint again.
Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:07 PM   0 comments

FW: Building Water Shut-Off Notice

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, May 04, 2006 4:18 PM
To: All
Subject: FW: Building Water Shut-Off Notice

Good afternoon everyone.
Reminder:
Please be aware that tonight the water will be shut down from 5 pm - 9 pm, May 4th.
Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:05 PM   0 comments

Gray cart

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, May 04, 2006 10:33 AM
To: All
Subject: Gray cart

Good morning everyone.

If anyone knows where the gray cart or the silver cart are setting, would you please let either Rosie or myself know asap?

Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:03 PM   0 comments

FW: Building Water Shut-Off Notice

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2006 2:37 PM
To: All
Subject: FW: Building Water Shut-Off Notice

Good afternoon everyone.
Just in case anyone from Tripwire will be in the building after 5 pm, Thursday , May 4th,
This e-mail is to alert you that all water to the building will not be available from 5 pm - 9 pm May 4th.
Thank you for your understanding.
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:00 PM   0 comments

sunglasses

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Friday, April 21, 2006 1:59 PM
To: All
Subject: sunglasses

A pair of sunglasses were turned in at the front desk if anyone is missing a pair.
Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 2:55 PM   0 comments

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

WD-40 and tape gun

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, April 11, 2006 4:07 PM
To: All
Subject: WD-40 and tape gun

Good day everyone.

I am trying to find a can of WD-40 and the tape gun that belongs in the mailroom and not necessarily in that order.

If you have the tape gun, please return it to the mailroom so it is at everyone's disposal.

If you have a can of WD-40, please come up to the front counter so I can spray the security door and subside the aggravating squeak for everyone.

Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 10:18 AM   0 comments

Monday, April 24, 2006

The mail is ready.

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, 14 March, 2006 10:06
To: All
Subject: The mail is ready. <EOM>

posted by The Pulcifier @ 5:23 PM   0 comments

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Latte machine.

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Monday, 06 March, 2006 08:43
To: All
Subject: Latte machine.

Good morning everyone.
The latte machine is down.
Someone from our vending company will be out soon.
Thank you for your patience on this matter.
The Pulcifier,
Front Desk

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:49 PM   0 comments

Latte machine

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Monday, 27 February, 2006 08:19
To: All
Subject: Latte machine

Good morning.
The latte machine is out of service once more.
A service call has been scheduled and we will have someone out here this afternoon at the latest.
Thank you for your patience on this matter.
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:45 PM   0 comments

Latte machine

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Friday, 24 February, 2006 10:01
To: All
Subject: Latte machine

Good morning.
The latte machine is inoperable and in need of service.
I have contacted our vending company and a service technician will be dispatched.
Thank you for your patience.
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:44 PM   0 comments

Friday, April 14, 2006

Re: Copier in mailroom

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, 09 February, 2006 12:35
To: All
Subject: Copier in mailroom

Hello everyone.

The printer in the mailroom is back up and running.

If you notice anything peculiar with the machine, please let me know so I can make arrangements to have the service technician address the situation right away.

Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 9:30 AM   0 comments

Copier in mailroom

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, 07 February, 2006 15:41
To: All
Subject: Copier in mailroom

Hello everyone.

The Canon technician has ordered a particular part for the machine and he is hoping that this will correct the problem we have been going through today. The machine jams no matter what we do.

He is hoping the part arrives Wednesday, 2/8/06 but cannot confirm the delivery time or the day for sure.

Thank you for your patience in advance.

The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 9:29 AM   0 comments

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Stamped envelope

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Monday, 30 January, 2006 09:35
To: All
Subject: Stamped envelope

I have a stamped addressed envelope that was turned in and has a return address on SE Brooklyn St.

It will be up here at the front desk in case anyone is looking for it.

Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:37 PM   0 comments

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Tape gun

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, 24 January, 2006 16:37
To: All
Subject: Tape gun

Hello everyone.

The tape gun from the mailroom has been missing for quite some time.

Would you please return it if you happen to see it so others are able to use it also?

Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 4:36 PM   0 comments

elevator

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Friday, 11 November, 2005 15:22
To: All
Subject: elevator

I want to let you know that there is some type of oil dripping from the fan in the ceiling of the elevator off the reception area so if you use this elevator be sure to stand off to one side.

I have notified building maintenance.

Thank you.
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 4:16 PM   0 comments

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Re: Cell phone

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Monday, 31 October, 2005 16:43
To: All
Subject: FW: Cell phone

Actually, Mike C. found the cell phone in the rest room off the lab.
I will lock it up for safe keeping until someone claims it.
Thank you,
The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 2:58 PM   0 comments

Cell phone

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Monday, October 31, 2005 4:06 PM
To: All
Subject: Cell phone

Hello everyone.

Is anyone missing their cell phone?
It was found in the men's rest room just off the lunch room.

Thank you,
The Pulcifer

posted by The Pulcifier @ 2:55 PM   0 comments

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Men's' rest room

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, 29 September, 2005 08:40
To: All
Subject: Men's' rest room

Good morning everyone.

Please be aware that the rest room in the gray hallway (1st stall) off the lunch room is stopped up.

I have notified building maintenance regarding the matter.

Ending on that sweet note - Have a great day!
The Pulcifier.

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:33 PM   0 comments

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Re: Latte machine

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, 27 September, 2005 14:03
To: All
Subject: Latte machine

Hello all.

I believe the latte machine is back online.

The Pulcifier.

posted by The Pulcifier @ 8:21 AM   0 comments

Latte machine

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Friday, 23 September, 2005 09:11
To: All
Subject: Latte machine

Good morning everyone.

Just touching base with everyone in regards to our latte machine.

I have placed a service call for someone to come out and see why the machine is not dispensing the correct amount of french vanilla for the lattes, which are coming out as very weak.

Thank you for your patience.

The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 8:20 AM   0 comments

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Coffee brewer

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Subject: Coffee brewer
Sent: Monday, 26 September, 2005 16:09
To: All
Subject: Coffee brewer

The brewer is back up and running.

The drawback is that it is being filtered through only one filter as opposed to 2.

When our filters were changed late last week a wrong filter was installed as our 2nd filter and it was the type of filter that allows less water in than usual. That is why the coffee thermos filled to half. And I thought we were just going through more coffee than usual!

I will stay on line and be sure to have the 2nd filter installed as soon as possible.
The first thing is to find the correct filter and the service technician said he would stay on it.

BTW: This is not the same person who changed out our filters late last week.

Thank you for your patience.

The Pulcifier.

posted by The Pulcifier @ 11:09 AM   0 comments

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Water delivery

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Friday, 26 August, 2005 13:47
To: all
Subject: Water delivery

Good afternoon everyone.

I want to let you know that our delivery driver's truck was having mechanical problems and there was no back up vehicle because that also had mechanical problems due to the heat along with normal stress on the radiator, hoses and water pump.

Our driver just got his truck back and is trying his best to get to us but is understandably back logged.

He will touch base with me as the afternoon progresses. Please try to be patient and if you need water we also have the dispenser that is next to the latte machine.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.

The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 5:01 PM   0 comments

The latte machine is back up and running.

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Monday, 25 July, 2005 11:30
To: all
Subject: The latte machine is back up and running. <EOM>

posted by The Pulcifier @ 9:27 AM   0 comments

Friday, March 17, 2006

Our Canon rep is here...

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, 14 July, 2005 13:07
To: all
Subject: Our Canon rep is here to demonstrate the saddle stitch features on our C3220 in the mailroom if you are interested. T.P. <EOM>

posted by The Pulcifier @ 3:44 PM   0 comments

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Copier in mailroom

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, 07 July, 2005 16:58
To: All
Subject: Copier in mailroom

Hello everyone.

I want to let you know that next Thursday July 14th, at 1 pm Heather from Canon will be here to demonstrate how to use the saddle stitch device we had installed this week. Basically she will show us how the machine will make booklets and the other features it is capable of.

If you are interested please attend at 1 pm.

Thank you,

The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 8:21 AM   0 comments

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Parking slip

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, 07 July, 2005 12:19
To: all
Subject: Parking slip

Brandie turned in a parking slip dated for today the 7th at the 3rd & Alder Garage.

It will be at the front desk if anyone needs this.

Thank you,

The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 10:30 AM   0 comments

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Canon Demonstration

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Thursday, 02 June, 2005 11:03
To: all
Subject: Canon Demonstration

The demonstration for the Canon equipment is being held in the mailroom and ready to begin if anyone wants to attend.

Thank you,

The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 2:03 PM   0 comments

FW: Canon copier in mailroom

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Wednesday, 01 June, 2005 13:41
To: all
Subject: FW: Canon copier in mailroom

This will be my last message to you regarding the copy/fax/printers.

I am going to be emailing the representative our questions at 2 PM today in case anyone else has anymore they would like to present.

Thank you,

The Pulcifier

posted by The Pulcifier @ 1:58 PM   0 comments

FW: Canon copier in mailroom

From: The Pulcifier On Behalf Of Front Desk
Sent: Wednesday, 01 June, 2005 11:51
To: all
Subject: FW: Canon copier in mailroom

Hello everyone.

Just a reminder that tomorrow our Canon Representative will be here to answer any questions we may have on our copier/printer/fax machine.

Please email your questions to me so I can pass them on which will enable the rep to research our questions, will save time and he will be prepared.

Thank you,
The Pulcifier

PS Kathy, Kevin and Kelley, I have your requests already.

posted by The Pulcifier @ 1:53 PM   0 comments